Half a Brain

I've known for a long time that I only had half a brain.  I think I started losing it when I had teenagers.  I remember numerous times when they would say, "mom, I told you yesterday I was doing this, that or the other thing."  I use to respond, "I was not ready to receive that information."  They would laugh at me and I would laugh at myself and life would go on.  Half a brain worked at the time.  Fast forward to today and I've discovered where the only half of my brain went. D-1 and D-2 each have a fourth each.  It works perfectly for me.  If I need something..........advice, an opinion about something, you name it, or if I've forgotten something I can just call them and they willingly fill the void.  It is great to have my brain back, especially now that I don't have to think 100% of the time!